A word from our sponsor

Deanna Martin
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July 31, 2017
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Thailand

Our time in Thailand brought to you by: Traveller’s Diarrhea

Want to drop a few pounds and aren’t afraid of a little self-loathing, liquid shame, or searing pain in places you’d rather not name? Then just call our toll-free number or pick up your nearest shady-looking coconut shake and let the NON-STOP adventure begin. All this can be yours for a mere 37... and counting… payments of loss of bowel control and a one-week fee of your will to live. Certain lucky customers may also qualify for multiple packs of oral rehydration salts and Imodium. Don’t wait! Representatives are standing by at your nearest street food cart. And restaurant. And peanut butter sandwich that you made your damn self. Seriously, we don’t know what we’re doing wrong anymore.*

Traveller’s Diarrhea: every paradise a port-o-potty

*a note for worried parents, everything’s fine now- just needed to laugh at our misery and thought we’d share the joy with all of you

Deanna Martin

Originally from New England but having spent 10 years in Chicago, I'm a hybrid. A Physician Assistant by profession, I love medicine and most things science-y (not space though, I'm apathetic about space). I also love trees, the ocean, languages, and the vast array of people throughout this breathtaking world of ours.

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